I have always wondered if this was a reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses, in which Bloom carries around a potato for much of the novel.
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
Me!? Excited for Series 8!?
No, no, you must be mistaken
I mean, I don’t even watch Dentist What
John’s 2 lines in TFIOS
I originally only had one line, but then Shailene encouraged me to improvise, which I did such a good job of that…yeah. Not in the movie. I’M ON THE DVD, THOUGH!
My thoughts exactly…
I’m gorgeous ok!?
College life has just begun!
dorky idiots watching a horror movie
you dont fool anyone, marco
jean kirschtein??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of jean kirschtein spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of jean kirschtein scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen